Redneck 1.5bbl brewery
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Oh, I was wondering what's the lowest pressure you can run a keg at to keep it carbonated? 55gal drums can take 5psi (so I've read), but at 6 or 7 the end "fill out".
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  • FuzzyFuzzy
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    what temp are you going to store it at?
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    what temp are you going to store it at?



    Outside temp.
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  • ceanntceannt
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    Just as long as you crank up "redneck piece of white trash" by rebel son while you brew ..
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    ceannt said:

    Just as long as you crank up "redneck piece of white trash" by rebel son while you brew ..



    My truck don't have no radio, maybes I gets me one down that trash heap before somun start them tire up burnin' gane.
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    -Some guy in Ohio
  • FuzzyFuzzy
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    what temp are you going to store it at?



    Outside temp.


    flat warm beer, mmmm.
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  • C_BC_B
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    what temp are you going to store it at?



    Outside temp.


    flat warm beer, mmmm.


    At room temp, 5psi equals this. At nearly freezing it'll be really cold almost flat beer.
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    C_B said:

    what temp are you going to store it at?



    Outside temp.


    flat warm beer, mmmm.


    At room temp, 5psi equals this. At nearly freezing it'll be really cold almost flat beer.


    I didn't say room temp, i said outside temp, sometimes that's well below freezing.
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    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    I'm not talking about force carbing, priming sugar and pressure regulator, well a crazy tall air lock: 27" of water displacement ~=1psi
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    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    I'm perry sure the yeast and a half lb or Norther Brewer hops are on my neighbor's front step (I think the postal guy is afraid of my yard).



    I guess my neighbor/landlord is afraid of my yard too....
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • jlwjlw
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    I can't wait for this brew day.
  • jlwjlw
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    It seem like this beer has been in the planning stages for at least a year...Oh wait it has. This beer may be the greatest hombrew project EVER.
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    jlw said:

    It seem like this beer has been in the planning stages for at least a year...Oh wait it has. This beer may be the greatest hombrew project EVER.



    Really depends on what you think "great" means.
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    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Seems like it'll really happen if I get my yeast & hops.
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    -Some guy in Ohio
  • ThymThym
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    Where are all of the pictures?
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Sorry, power outage made that difficult. I was brewing by candle light, but don't worry, I didn't use a Yankee Candle, I made myself a Confederate Candle (wife took this pic):
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    -Some guy in Ohio
  • jlwjlw
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    brewing by candle light only adds to the lore of this thread.
  • ThymThym
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    jlw said:

    brewing by candle light only adds to the lore of this thread.



    truly. this is going to be considered a historic moment in homebrewing.
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  • ceanntceannt
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    Lakewood said:

    jlw said:

    brewing by candle light only adds to the lore of this thread.



    truly. this is going to be considered a historic moment in homebrewing.


    Yeah .... they are going to talk about it at the ER for years .....
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  • FuzzyFuzzy
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    Sorry, power outage made that difficult. I was brewing by candle light, but don't worry, I didn't use a Yankee Candle, I made myself a Confederate Candle (wife took this pic):
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    it looks like a candle klan meeting...
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    So I now have 10 gal of 1.100 wort, and 5gal of 1.150 wort. Next step it to boil it...
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    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Well poop. The drum I was going to ferment in is bare steel inside. I really should have looked inside of that sooner... It's the right thing for boiling, but worst thing for fermenting. I'm not sure what I should do now. I've got lots of plastic drums, though none are at all clean (and closed top so hard to clean), I could swing by work and pick up a maple syrup drum that is painted on the inside (but also closed top and hard to clean, but more heat resistant).
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    But there shouldn't be much o2 inside post boil..... And the yeast will eat what there is fast anyway...
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • jlwjlw
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    Well poop. The drum I was going to ferment in is bare steel inside. I really should have looked inside of that sooner... It's the right thing for boiling, but worst thing for fermenting. I'm not sure what I should do now. I've got lots of plastic drums, though none are at all clean (and closed top so hard to clean), I could swing by work and pick up a maple syrup drum that is painted on the inside (but also closed top and hard to clean, but more heat resistant).


    what about one of those big plastic drums that curly posted about a long time ago. Maybe he found them at walmart? At least it would be clean.
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    jlw said:

    Well poop. The drum I was going to ferment in is bare steel inside. I really should have looked inside of that sooner... It's the right thing for boiling, but worst thing for fermenting. I'm not sure what I should do now. I've got lots of plastic drums, though none are at all clean (and closed top so hard to clean), I could swing by work and pick up a maple syrup drum that is painted on the inside (but also closed top and hard to clean, but more heat resistant).


    what about one of those big plastic drums that curly posted about a long time ago. Maybe he found them at walmart? At least it would be clean.


    Yeah, I have about 6 of those, but they are nasty and hard to clean. I can't justify buying a thing i have...


    I'm looking into cathodic protection systems, but don't want to add to much zinc to my beer.
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    -Some guy in Ohio
  • ceanntceannt
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    For primary .... a big plastic trash can or two is fine .... standard equipment back in the 70s
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    ceannt said:

    For primary .... a big plastic trash can or two is fine .... standard equipment back in the 70s



    HA!
    I realized I do have an open head plastic drum. It's nasty, but much more cleanable. I'm going to go dump bleach in it right now... But I did want to try the cathode thing. Maybe with a car battery and a stainless anode?
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    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    So I got everything ready to go and realized my turkey frier regular doesn't work. So I might do a lot of inside boils... but the 99% humidity will make that really shitty for live in here.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • jlwjlw
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    So I got everything ready to go and realized my turkey frier regular doesn't work. So I might do a lot of inside boils... but the 99% humidity will make that really shitty for live in here.



    Awesome. Well, at least your wife will have well moisturized skin.
  • FuzzyFuzzy
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    So I got everything ready to go and realized my turkey frier regular doesn't work. So I might do a lot of inside boils... but the 99% humidity will make that really shitty for live in here.



    bonfire.
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  • ThymThym
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    So I got everything ready to go and realized my turkey frier regular doesn't work. So I might do a lot of inside boils... but the 99% humidity will make that really shitty for live in here.



    bonfire.


    Do this.

    And where are the pictures?
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Lakewood said:

    So I got everything ready to go and realized my turkey frier regular doesn't work. So I might do a lot of inside boils... but the 99% humidity will make that really shitty for live in here.



    bonfire.


    Do this.

    And where are the pictures?


    on my phone.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    So I got everything ready to go and realized my turkey frier regular doesn't work. So I might do a lot of inside boils... but the 99% humidity will make that really shitty for live in here.



    bonfire.


    If it was less raining I would have gone with this.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • ThymThym
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    Lakewood said:

    So I got everything ready to go and realized my turkey frier regular doesn't work. So I might do a lot of inside boils... but the 99% humidity will make that really shitty for live in here.



    bonfire.


    Do this.

    And where are the pictures?


    on my phone.


    Fix that.
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Lakewood said:

    Lakewood said:

    So I got everything ready to go and realized my turkey frier regular doesn't work. So I might do a lot of inside boils... but the 99% humidity will make that really shitty for live in here.



    bonfire.


    Do this.

    And where are the pictures?


    on my phone.


    Fix that.


    meh, someday.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Lakewood said:

    Lakewood said:

    So I got everything ready to go and realized my turkey frier regular doesn't work. So I might do a lot of inside boils... but the 99% humidity will make that really shitty for live in here.



    bonfire.


    Do this.

    And where are the pictures?


    on my phone.


    Fix that.


    I keep trying to, but this site will not let me. I guess I have to upload them to my computer and use photo shop to reduce their size... yeah that might happen, someday, maybe.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • ThymThym
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    Lakewood said:

    Lakewood said:

    So I got everything ready to go and realized my turkey frier regular doesn't work. So I might do a lot of inside boils... but the 99% humidity will make that really shitty for live in here.



    bonfire.


    Do this.

    And where are the pictures?


    on my phone.


    Fix that.


    I keep trying to, but this site will not let me. I guess I have to upload them to my computer and use photo shop to reduce their size... yeah that might happen, someday, maybe.

    just email them to me you wuss.
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Lakewood said:

    Lakewood said:

    Lakewood said:

    So I got everything ready to go and realized my turkey frier regular doesn't work. So I might do a lot of inside boils... but the 99% humidity will make that really shitty for live in here.



    bonfire.


    Do this.

    And where are the pictures?


    on my phone.


    Fix that.


    I keep trying to, but this site will not let me. I guess I have to upload them to my computer and use photo shop to reduce their size... yeah that might happen, someday, maybe.

    just email them to me you wuss.


    I don't think I have your email. PM me.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    The air lock is showing signs of life.
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  • ceanntceannt
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    Is that a condom?
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  • jlwjlw
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    The air lock is showing signs of life.



    epic
  • C_BC_B
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    jlw said:

    The air lock is showing signs of life.



    epic
    This. I don't even know what else to say.

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  • FuzzyFuzzy
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    C_B said:

    jlw said:

    The air lock is showing signs of life.



    epic
    This. I don't even know what else to say.



    beer.
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    1) I think the was when I first started to sparge the second mash.

    2) I made some sushi wile sparging. It's good with PBR.

    3) Infection bucket!

    4) Boiling

    5) What infection looks like when you boil it.

    6) boiling more of it.

    7) No chill. Rapped the kettle in shrink rap to keep the buggies out over night.

    8) My starter and fermenter... and foot

    9) Starter in place ready for more wort.
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  • ThymThym
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    That "fermenter" is far from full....
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  • ThymThym
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    Did you make the sushi?
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Lakewood said:

    That "fermenter" is far from full....



    That's just the starter.
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    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Lakewood said:

    Did you make the sushi?


    Yeah, making it again tonight. Have some sapporos this time.
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    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    How the hell am I going to get the beer out of the fermenter? I'll have to do it a few times. I don't want to bottle it all at once. I could scoop it out with 5gal buckets, but my basement is nasty. I don't know if I could pull that off without causing problems. I could set up a siphon, but could I leave that in and still keep the bugs out?

    Also, how long should I ferment? A 7Bbl batch in a conical takes about a week and a 5gal home brew takes 3. Should I split the difference, or just err on the side of caution and go with 3?
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • ThymThym
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    How the hell am I going to get the beer out of the fermenter? I'll have to do it a few times. I don't want to bottle it all at once. I could scoop it out with 5gal buckets, but my basement is nasty. I don't know if I could pull that off without causing problems. I could set up a siphon, but could I leave that in and still keep the bugs out?

    Also, how long should I ferment? A 7Bbl batch in a conical takes about a week and a 5gal home brew takes 3. Should I split the difference, or just err on the side of caution and go with 3?



    Longer is fine.

    I would probably have stuck a valve on the side.
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Lakewood said:

    How the hell am I going to get the beer out of the fermenter? I'll have to do it a few times. I don't want to bottle it all at once. I could scoop it out with 5gal buckets, but my basement is nasty. I don't know if I could pull that off without causing problems. I could set up a siphon, but could I leave that in and still keep the bugs out?

    Also, how long should I ferment? A 7Bbl batch in a conical takes about a week and a 5gal home brew takes 3. Should I split the difference, or just err on the side of caution and go with 3?



    Longer is fine.

    I would probably have stuck a valve on the side.

    Valve in the side was a plan at some point, but I ended up using a drum I hadn't planned on using.... So I'm thinking hole in the side near the top and a siphon tube pressed through it. Valve at the end of those hose, some chewing gum sealing the hole....
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • ThymThym
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    Lakewood said:

    How the hell am I going to get the beer out of the fermenter? I'll have to do it a few times. I don't want to bottle it all at once. I could scoop it out with 5gal buckets, but my basement is nasty. I don't know if I could pull that off without causing problems. I could set up a siphon, but could I leave that in and still keep the bugs out?

    Also, how long should I ferment? A 7Bbl batch in a conical takes about a week and a 5gal home brew takes 3. Should I split the difference, or just err on the side of caution and go with 3?



    Longer is fine.

    I would probably have stuck a valve on the side.

    Valve in the side was a plan at some point, but I ended up using a drum I hadn't planned on using.... So I'm thinking hole in the side near the top and a siphon tube pressed through it. Valve at the end of those hose, some chewing gum sealing the hole....


    I was with you up to the chewing gum.
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  • FuzzyFuzzy
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    get ready to bottle 4000 beers.
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  • ThymThym
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    get ready to bottle 4000 beers.



    Ewww
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  • ceanntceannt
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    just an idea..... run by the junkyard... see if you can get one of them faucets from an RV.... the are a hand pump type deal... so basically a "beer engine"
    Run a beer line into the fermenter and done.... just like cask ale...
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  • ceanntceannt
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    and put that stuff in the big PET soda bottles.... red neck growlers....
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  • C_BC_B
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    ceannt said:

    and put that stuff in the big PET soda bottles.... red neck growlers....


    PET? Who was the last redneck you met (not Jerry) that knew what PET meant? For that matter who was the last redneck you met that could spell "pet"?
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  • ceanntceannt
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    C_B said:

    ceannt said:

    and put that stuff in the big PET soda bottles.... red neck growlers....


    PET? Who was the last redneck you met (not Jerry) that knew what PET meant? For that matter who was the last redneck you met that could spell "pet"?


    odds are they use it all the time... and just don't know what its made out of.... so... they don't have to spell it, just drink mountain dew out of it.... and as one red-neck I know has on his bumper sticker.....

    "Don't sweat they petty things... pet the sweaty things"
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Tapped.
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Near beer...
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    It's a rough drink still, but it seems like it has the potential to become okay.
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  • BenvarineBenvarine
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    I'm lost, what happened to the barrel boiling tire fire?
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Benvarine said:

    I'm lost, what happened to the barrel boiling tire fire?



    didn't happen. Instead many boils happened on my stove, all of really high gravity and lots of water was added. Next time the big boil will happen.
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  • BenvarineBenvarine
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    Awesome, we will certainly want photos of that. Might be problems with scorching however, but don't nobody got time to worry about that.
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Benvarine said:

    Awesome, we will certainly want photos of that. Might be problems with scorching however, but don't nobody got time to worry about that.



    Scorching just adds flavor... And keeps the kettle from rusting.
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    The first of many bottling days.
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    I just put a little sugar in each to carb them.
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  • jlwjlw
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    How did the sample taste at bottling?
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    jlw said:

    How did the sample taste at bottling?



    I'm not sampling that shit till it's fucking ice cold. Mountains need to be blue, if not god... :-&
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  • C_BC_B
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    The first of many bottling days.



    That is darker than I expected.
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    C_B said:

    The first of many bottling days.



    That is darker than I expected.


    That's what she said.
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    It is lighter than it looks in that pic. It's a light brown/ dark red.
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  • ThymThym
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    looks fantastic.
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  • ceanntceannt
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    So you went with the soda bottles .... cool
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    ceannt said:

    So you went with the soda bottles .... cool



    It was very quick and it's not like I'm bottle aging this. I'm going to pop open the first on right now....
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  • C_BC_B
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    ceannt said:

    So you went with the soda bottles .... cool



    It was very quick and it's not like I'm bottle aging this. I'm going to pop open the first on right now....

    AND?
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Not that bad... It'll be better with some carbonation. I wish it was dryer, but some of that is priming sugar. The sour level is really good, more would be okay but make it leas drinkable, m
    Leas would be be hard to pick out of the flavor profile in an annoying way.
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Should have done a protein rest and chilled.
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  • C_BC_B
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    How. That's red.
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  • C_BC_B
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    If you can stomach drinking it I'd call this whole thing a win.
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    C_B said:

    If you can stomach drinking it I'd call this whole thing a win.



    Total cost about was about $100.
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  • C_BC_B
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    C_B said:

    If you can stomach drinking it I'd call this whole thing a win.



    Total cost about was about $100.

    Then I stand by my assessment.
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  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Now I need to drink it all.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
    Posts: 90,299
    If I dink nothing but this for 4 or 5 weeks I'm in the black on the olde booze budget
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • jlwjlw
    Posts: 16,454

    If I dink nothing but this for 4 or 5 weeks I'm in the black on the olde booze budget



    You can do it.
  • ceanntceannt
    Posts: 53,828

    Now I need to drink it all.



    Just shotgun it!
    Never attribute to malice, that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
    Posts: 90,299
    ceannt said:

    Now I need to drink it all.



    Just shotgun it!

    Okay, first I need to get a really big cathider bag and call out of work dead.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • FuzzyFuzzy
    Posts: 49,695

    ceannt said:

    Now I need to drink it all.



    Just shotgun it!

    Okay, first I need to get a really big cathider bag and call out of work dead.

    just show them this thread. they'll understand.
    The pinnacle of lame and awesome in one singular moment. -Lake
  • ceanntceannt
    Posts: 53,828

    ceannt said:

    Now I need to drink it all.



    Just shotgun it!

    Okay, first I need to get a really big cathider bag and call out of work dead.

    just show them this thread. they'll understand.


    This
    Never attribute to malice, that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
    Posts: 90,299

    ceannt said:

    Now I need to drink it all.



    Just shotgun it!

    Okay, first I need to get a really big cathider bag and call out of work dead.t

    just show them this thread. they'll understand.


    Understand that they don't want me on their property ever again.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • ThymThym
    Posts: 121,969

    ceannt said:

    Now I need to drink it all.



    Just shotgun it!

    Okay, first I need to get a really big cathider bag and call out of work dead.t

    just show them this thread. they'll understand.


    Understand that they don't want me on their property ever again.


    Duh
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • FuzzyFuzzy
    Posts: 49,695

    ceannt said:

    Now I need to drink it all.



    Just shotgun it!

    Okay, first I need to get a really big cathider bag and call out of work dead.t

    just show them this thread. they'll understand.


    Understand that they don't want me on their property ever again.


    or they'll promote you.
    The pinnacle of lame and awesome in one singular moment. -Lake
  • ceanntceannt
    Posts: 53,828
    They would put you in charge of the whole operation .... all that ingenuity and resourcefulness ...
    Never attribute to malice, that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
  • ceanntceannt
    Posts: 53,828
    Then again .... they might just fire your ass
    Never attribute to malice, that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
  • ceanntceannt
    Posts: 53,828
    And put out a restraining order
    Never attribute to malice, that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
  • C_BC_B
    Posts: 88,619

    ceannt said:

    Now I need to drink it all.



    Just shotgun it!

    Okay, first I need to get a really big cathider bag and call out of work dead.t

    just show them this thread. they'll understand.


    Understand that they don't want me on their property ever again.


    ceannt said:

    Then again .... they might just fire your ass



    ceannt said:

    And put out a restraining order



    Good thing this thread is behind the wall.
    "On it. I hate software." ~Cpt Snarklepants
  • ThymThym
    Posts: 121,969
    C_B said:

    ceannt said:

    Now I need to drink it all.



    Just shotgun it!

    Okay, first I need to get a really big cathider bag and call out of work dead.t

    just show them this thread. they'll understand.


    Understand that they don't want me on their property ever again.


    ceannt said:

    Then again .... they might just fire your ass



    ceannt said:

    And put out a restraining order



    Good thing this thread is behind the wall.


    ummm.... yeah. pretty sure User Builds is an open area topic.
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • jlwjlw
    Posts: 16,454
    Lakewood said:

    C_B said:

    ceannt said:

    Now I need to drink it all.



    Just shotgun it!

    Okay, first I need to get a really big cathider bag and call out of work dead.t

    just show them this thread. they'll understand.


    Understand that they don't want me on their property ever again.


    ceannt said:

    Then again .... they might just fire your ass



    ceannt said:

    And put out a restraining order



    Good thing this thread is behind the wall.


    ummm.... yeah. pretty sure User Builds is an open area topic.

    D'Oh!

  • FuzzyFuzzy
    Posts: 49,695
    Ha!
    The pinnacle of lame and awesome in one singular moment. -Lake
  • ceanntceannt
    Posts: 53,828
    jlw said:

    Lakewood said:

    C_B said:

    ceannt said:

    Now I need to drink it all.



    Just shotgun it!

    Okay, first I need to get a really big cathider bag and call out of work dead.t

    just show them this thread. they'll understand.


    Understand that they don't want me on their property ever again.


    ceannt said:

    Then again .... they might just fire your ass



    ceannt said:

    And put out a restraining order



    Good thing this thread is behind the wall.


    ummm.... yeah. pretty sure User Builds is an open area topic.

    D'Oh!



    Yeah .... this....
    Never attribute to malice, that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.