order signed physical copies of my book here!
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
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    ok folks, the proofs came in today instead of monday. so now i am making a list of who wants the physical signed edition. let me know you want it here, and then email me your address (unless i already have it)
    the price is a special "i put your dumbass in the book" price for the HBF of 10.99 plus shipping.
    i will place the order on monday so let me know what you want by then.
    Thanks to all and i truly hope you enjoy the book.
  • C_BC_B
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    One signed copy here please.
    "On it. I hate software." ~Cpt Snarklepants
  • BenvarineBenvarine
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    I'll take one.
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
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    if you want a physical copy, but don't want it signed, order directly from create space instead of amazon because i get double the royalties from createspace.
    https://www.createspace.com/4073644
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    I'll be getting one, might as well be from you. How much is S&H going to run and where do I send the check? (I think I have your address somewhere, but if you PM it to me that would help)
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • C_BC_B
    Posts: 88,418
    Dr_Jerryrigger said:

    I'll be getting one, might as well be from you. How much is S&H going to run and where do I send the check? (I think I have your address somewhere, but if you PM it to me that would help)


    S&H is three easy payments of 39.99.
    "On it. I hate software." ~Cpt Snarklepants
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
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    i think shipping is around 3 bucks.....its why i marked the price down so you guys aren't paying more for a signed copy.
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    C_dubbs said:

    Dr_Jerryrigger said:

    I'll be getting one, might as well be from you. How much is S&H going to run and where do I send the check? (I think I have your address somewhere, but if you PM it to me that would help)


    S&H is three easy payments of 39.99.

    As long as they're easy!!!
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • ThymThym
    Posts: 121,568
    I'll take one.
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • ThymThym
    Posts: 121,568
    I'll send you $1.50 in quarters every month
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
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    Lakewood said:

    I'll send you $1.50 in quarters every month



    american or canadian?
  • ThymThym
    Posts: 121,568
    frydogbrews said:

    Lakewood said:

    I'll send you $1.50 in quarters every month



    american or canadian?


    Depends on which is worth less at the time.
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
    Posts: 44,679
    ok, the books should get delivered to me today or tomorrow, so i wanted to bump this back up to the top. i will ship books out the day after they come to me.

    right now, this is the list for who wants a book:
    CB
    Benvarine
    Doc
    Lake
    Ceannt
    Scoob (did you want 2)

    with shipping its 15 bucks for the physical, signed copy.

    does anyone else want one?
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
    Posts: 44,679
    the books did not come today, so i expect them tomorrow. now is the time to speak up if you want one though.
  • ThymThym
    Posts: 121,568
    Should I be stockpiling them since this is going to be a classic? Will it increase in value since its a first edition? I don't want to miss the boat on this one like I did on Moby Dick and Huckleberry Finn.
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
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    yeah, i suggest you buy many.

    purchase ten or more and the price drops to 11 bucks delivered!
  • ThymThym
    Posts: 121,568
    frydogbrews said:

    yeah, i suggest you buy many.

    purchase ten or more and the price drops to 11 bucks delivered!



    i'll check with my financial adviser just to make sure he agrees to how great an investment i thinks this is. I'll get back to you. In the mean time go ahead and ship the first one.
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    Lakewood said:

    frydogbrews said:

    yeah, i suggest you buy many.

    purchase ten or more and the price drops to 11 bucks delivered!



    i'll check with my financial adviser just to make sure he agrees to how great an investment i thinks this is. I'll get back to you. In the mean time go ahead and ship the first one.


    As your financial adviser I say go for it! I also think it is in your best financial interest to get a better financial adviser.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    But really lake, if you go for that, I'll buy one off you for $14 shipped. Think about it... you can undercut the man! (sorry fry, you're now "the man"... in the bad way).
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
    Posts: 44,679
    the physical books came to me today, so i will send them out to all of you tomorrow.
    right now, this is the list for who wants a book:
    CB
    Benvarine
    Doc
    Lake
    Ceannt
    @azScoob (did you want 2)

    this is the list i have, does anybody else want one? eh? eh? you know you want one....@fromzwolle you're in it!
  • FuzzyFuzzy
    Posts: 49,654
    yeah, ok. i need something to read in the bathroom.
    The pinnacle of lame and awesome in one singular moment. -Lake
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
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    FromZwolle said:

    yeah, ok. i need something wipe with in bathroom.


    Fixed.

    So Fry, you got the books ready yet? I'm looking forward to it... I guess I should mail you some moneys, though I'd like to find something a little more 'fun' to send along with the check.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • scoobscoob
    Posts: 16,617
    frydogbrews said:

    ok, the books should get delivered to me today or tomorrow, so i wanted to bump this back up to the top. i will ship books out the day after they come to me.

    right now, this is the list for who wants a book:
    CB
    Benvarine
    Doc
    Lake
    Ceannt
    Scoob (did you want 2)

    with shipping its 15 bucks for the physical, signed copy.

    does anyone else want one?



    Yes, two here! One signed please, one unmollested
    Jesus didn't wear pants
  • C_BC_B
    Posts: 88,418
    I'm excited.
    "On it. I hate software." ~Cpt Snarklepants
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
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    ok, they were all put in the mail at about 10 o clock.
    please send me a check or an amount of quality spice drops that equals 15 dollars.
    if you need my address, let me know.
  • C_BC_B
    Posts: 88,418
    Need address.
    "On it. I hate software." ~Cpt Snarklepants
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
    Posts: 90,043
    I've got it somewhere, but it would be simpler for me to send you spice drops if you gave it to me again.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • FuzzyFuzzy
    Posts: 49,654
    got my book today! i'll probably read it tomorrow, then it's off to amazon to leave a scathing review.
    The pinnacle of lame and awesome in one singular moment. -Lake
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
    Posts: 44,679
    perfect!
  • ThymThym
    Posts: 121,568
    Oooo, I hope mine came today! It's cold out and I need something to start a fire with!

    J/K. Ima try to read it... I have a really bad attention span for fiction. But I'll give it the ol college try.
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
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    if you want, just skip to the third (final) section and that's the part that involves all the tkt people and what not. no shame in skipping to that part. plus, its the shortest.
    starts on page 125
  • ThymThym
    Posts: 121,568
    frydogbrews said:

    if you want, just skip to the third (final) section and that's the part that involves all the tkt people and what not. no shame in skipping to that part. plus, its the shortest.
    starts on page 125



    Sweet! I'll read the first 10 pages, then make the determination.
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
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    just so we're clear....by "no shame" i mean pretty huge amounts of shame. only 183 pages in its entirety
  • ThymThym
    Posts: 121,568
    frydogbrews said:

    just so we're clear....by "no shame" i mean pretty huge amounts of shame. only 183 pages in its entirety



    It's ok. I can deal with this type of shame.
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • C_BC_B
    Posts: 88,418
    No book today :(
    "On it. I hate software." ~Cpt Snarklepants
  • C_BC_B
    Posts: 88,418
    I got it! Lookin sweet. Do you want check, PayPal, or beaver pelts?
    "On it. I hate software." ~Cpt Snarklepants
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
    Posts: 44,679
    check would be easiest for me if you can make that happen.
    i will accept beaver pelts, but only if they are attached to living beavers.
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
    Posts: 90,043
    If I'm going to send you a check I might as well send it in a box full of other crap... I'm working on it, it should be on it's way to you by the end of the week.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
    Posts: 44,679
    sweet!
    wait.......
    nope, sticking with it,
    sweet!
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
    Posts: 90,043
    This book is junk, it's full of mistakes:
    page 42 3rd paragraph last sentence should that really be "live"?
    page 55 second paragraph extra: !"
    page 68 second paragraph "of" used rather than "off"

    that box of crap I send you may be on fire....

    Edit: also on page 69 second paragraph first sentence "on" should be "one"... piff, the story may be good, but I really care more about proof reading than a good story.
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • C_BC_B
    Posts: 88,418
    Dr_Jerryrigger said:

    This book is junk, it's full of mistakes:
    page 42 3rd paragraph last sentence should that really be "live"?
    page 55 second paragraph extra: !"
    page 68 second paragraph "of" used rather than "off"

    that box of crap I send you may be on fire....

    Edit: also on page 69 second paragraph first sentence "on" should be "one"... piff, the story may be good, but I really care more about proof reading than a good story.

    MJ wuz here


    "On it. I hate software." ~Cpt Snarklepants
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
    Posts: 44,679
    you write a book and see how many typos are in there, even after 5 or 6 people proof it for you.

    plus, its kind of a badge of authenticity for an indie novel to have some typos in it.
  • FuzzyFuzzy
    Posts: 49,654
    frydogbrews said:

    you write a book and see how many typos are in there, even after 5 or 6 people proof it for you.

    plus, its kind of a badge of authenticity for an indie novel to have some typos in it.



    just blame it on the formatting.
    The pinnacle of lame and awesome in one singular moment. -Lake
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
    Posts: 44,679
    yeah, that shit was the formatting!
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
    Posts: 44,679
    Dr_Jerryrigger said:

    This book is junk, it's full of mistakes:
    page 42 3rd paragraph last sentence should that really be "live"?
    page 55 second paragraph extra: !"
    page 68 second paragraph "of" used rather than "off"

    that box of crap I send you may be on fire....

    Edit: also on page 69 second paragraph first sentence "on" should be "one"... piff, the story may be good, but I really care more about proof reading than a good story.



    these have all been corrected, anybody got anymore? i know there are more and am rooting around trying to find them now.
  • FuzzyFuzzy
    Posts: 49,654
    frydogbrews said:

    Dr_Jerryrigger said:

    This book is junk, it's full of mistakes:
    page 42 3rd paragraph last sentence should that really be "live"?
    page 55 second paragraph extra: !"
    page 68 second paragraph "of" used rather than "off"

    that box of crap I send you may be on fire....

    Edit: also on page 69 second paragraph first sentence "on" should be "one"... piff, the story may be good, but I really care more about proof reading than a good story.



    these have all been corrected, anybody got anymore? i know there are more and am rooting around trying to find them now.


    there are a few, but i wasn't writing them down. i'll try to make note of them when i reread it.
    The pinnacle of lame and awesome in one singular moment. -Lake
  • ThymThym
    Posts: 121,568
    My english not so good, I'm thinking the interest of reading would not be improved through my advices or alterations.

    Jayrizzle
    The only thing between me and a train wreck is blind luck..... - Kenny
  • frydogbrewsfrydogbrews
    Posts: 44,679
    its really just typos i am looking for at this point. either way, its not a huge deal by any means.
  • C_BC_B
    Posts: 88,418
    frydogbrews said:

    Dr_Jerryrigger said:

    This book is junk, it's full of mistakes:
    page 42 3rd paragraph last sentence should that really be "live"?
    page 55 second paragraph extra: !"
    page 68 second paragraph "of" used rather than "off"

    that box of crap I send you may be on fire....

    Edit: also on page 69 second paragraph first sentence "on" should be "one"... piff, the story may be good, but I really care more about proof reading than a good story.



    these have all been corrected, anybody got anymore? i know there are more and am rooting around trying to find them now.


    Oh. Yeah I found a couple but I didn't want to be "that guy". I didn't want to go all "jerry" on you. I'll postie the ones I find though.

    frydogbrews
    "On it. I hate software." ~Cpt Snarklepants
  • JayrizzleJayrizzle
    Posts: 90,043
    C_dubbs said:

    frydogbrews said:

    Dr_Jerryrigger said:

    This book is junk, it's full of mistakes:
    page 42 3rd paragraph last sentence should that really be "live"?
    page 55 second paragraph extra: !"
    page 68 second paragraph "of" used rather than "off"

    that box of crap I send you may be on fire....

    Edit: also on page 69 second paragraph first sentence "on" should be "one"... piff, the story may be good, but I really care more about proof reading than a good story.



    these have all been corrected, anybody got anymore? i know there are more and am rooting around trying to find them now.


    Oh. Yeah I found a couple but I didn't want to be "useful". I didn't want to go all "helpful" on you. I'll postie the ones I find though.


    fixed
    "I don't have TP, but I do have ammo."
    -Some guy in Ohio
  • C_BC_B
    Posts: 88,418
    Dr_Jerryrigger said:

    C_dubbs said:

    frydogbrews said:

    Dr_Jerryrigger said:

    This book is junk, it's full of mistakes:
    page 42 3rd paragraph last sentence should that really be "live"?
    page 55 second paragraph extra: !"
    page 68 second paragraph "of" used rather than "off"

    that box of crap I send you may be on fire....

    Edit: also on page 69 second paragraph first sentence "on" should be "one"... piff, the story may be good, but I really care more about proof reading than a good story.



    these have all been corrected, anybody got anymore? i know there are more and am rooting around trying to find them now.


    Oh. Yeah I found a couple but I didn't want to be "useful". I didn't want to go all "helpful" on you. I'll postie the ones I find though.


    fixed

    Ha. Hi Jerry.
    "On it. I hate software." ~Cpt Snarklepants
  • FuzzyFuzzy
    Posts: 49,654
    yeah, jerry is always "useful" and "helpful"

    image
    The pinnacle of lame and awesome in one singular moment. -Lake
  • scoobscoob
    Posts: 16,617
    FromZwolle said:

    yeah, jerry is always "useful" and "helpful"

    image



    Ha!!!
    Jesus didn't wear pants
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